Damn these eyedrops!

22 12 2010

It is reported that Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband, Prince Frederic von Anhalt has glued his eye shut. You can read the report –> here

If this guy hadn’t been married to the mad Hungarian cop slapper it wouldn’t have even been reported. But I’m glad it got reported, because I get to blog about it and it made me laugh.

I remember my former sister-in-law accidentally using some sort of moisturizer or hair product one night to soak her contacts. I remember laughing about that one and thinking how many times that could have been me. But holding up a bottle of nail glue and dropping it straight into your eye; that’s gotta sting a little!

This poor guy. I can just see it. The drop hit, he blinked a time or two and then whammo! The pain, the eyelids sticking together, the involuntary tears streaming, the cursing, his fingers rubbing his eyes making it worse…the comedy of it all! I wish I had a camera rolling on the moment.

The news report concludes by telling us that Zsa Zsa has been in and out of the hospital since breaking her hip. Because really, come on, the story isn’t about Prince Fredric von Anhalt’s mishap, it’s about Zsa Zsa Gabor, whose husband glued his eye shut. That’s comedy gold!

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