What do the Democrats actually believe?

19 12 2007

I don’t really know for sure, I’m not sure they know for sure either, but I found this today and there is always a bit of truth in humor. Take a look and have a laugh.

Reposted from Ghostnote.net

22 WAYS TO BE A LOYAL DEMOCRAT

  1. You have to be against capital punishment of murderers, but support abortion on demand.
  2. You have to believe that governments create prosperity by spending tax money.
  3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iranians and North Korean communists.
  4. You have to believe that there would be no art without Federal funding.
  5. You have to believe that natural changes in the earth’s climate have nothing to do with global temperatures.
  6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.
  7. You have to believe that National Public Radio gives a fair and balanced presentation of the news.
  8. You have to believe that there would be no teachers and professors if schools had the ability to fire them for incompetence.
  9. You have to believe that ranchers, farmers and hunters don’t care about nature, but activists who have never been outside of an urban area do.
  10. You have to believe that self-esteem comes from talking about it, and not from doing things.
  11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 Million of his own money to make ‘The Passion of the Christ’ for financial gain.
  12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
  13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
  14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and Alexander Graham Bell.
  15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
  16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is a very nice person.
  17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn’t worked anywhere is because the right people haven’t been in charge.
  18. You have to believe that a President who preyed on a 20 year-old intern in the White House, then lied about it to the American people on national TV, deserves to be a beloved hero of our country.
  19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying transvestites in drag and bestiality are a proud sign of our diversity, and that all Christmas displays on public property should be illegal.
  20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government was ok because it served the best interest of the United States.
  21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast right wing conspiracy.
  22. You have to believe that it’s OK to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas, but it’s not OK to say ‘Merry Christmas’.
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19 12 2007
22 Ways « Jonesfiles’s Weblog

[…]22 Ways — See the informative “22 Ways to be a Loyal Democrat.”[…]

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