A little clarification on this whole Anti-Christ deal

Alright, it’s getting pretty nutty with all the cross linking and political mumbo-jimbo going on and all the finger pointing and Obama being accused of being ‘The One’ or the ‘Anti-Christ’.  Even I said he’s the Anti-Christ spoken of in the Old and New Testaments of the Bible, but that doesn’t mean I’m right.

The truth is, as far as what I can gather and understand, is that it looks like the AC seen in vision by these prophets, represented figuratively by the beast/dragon characters with the seven heads, ten horns, the wounded head that was healed, rising up from the sea, etc., is probably not so much an individual political figure so much as maybe the primary political world leader of the time, or a political ideology or the primary group of political strategists in the last days who make war and lead the world into so much calamity.

This makes a lot more sense to me.  But what do I know?  I’m just a guy watching the world news and reading the bible, trying to put this puzzle together because I have Internet access and a curious mind.  I could be wrong.  The one thing I am sure of though, what is coming is coming, and no matter what the AC, the beast, the 666 or any of that literally means, it is all here in some form or another and we are all watching it unfold and partaking in it.

These are exciting times, and being prepared for ourselves, knowing who we are, being right with God and our families and being watchful of these events is the only way we will be able to be safe from them.

I was accused by a reader of being a racist because I called Obama the AC.  That’s just silly.  That’s why he will probably win the presidency, because of that sort of attitude.  Just because he is an obvious target, the race card is being played all over the place and it’s going to be a great distraction.  Obama is slick, much slicker than the Clintons ever dreamed of being.  He has the best slight of hand act in political history.  He can get you watching his right hand while his left hand is left unwatched to do anything he pleases.  He distracts us with promises of change, promises of unity, he plays the race card, he says he’s not like those who have come before him, he says he will bring long needed peace to the nations around the world of Africa, Asia, the Middle East, peace between Israel and Palestine, he uses all sorts of rhetoric to distract us while he is working his bag of tricks with his other hand.

Pay attention to this guy, he is one slick mofo.  McCain isn’t exactly the greatest second choice but at least McCain isn’t hell bent on selling out American sovereignty for political glory under the guise of being some kind of world Messiah, healing nations, building bridges and tearing down walls.

The American melting pot is spilling over into all of the nations of the world and Obama is mixing it all up together, trying to make peace and sense out of the chaos.  He actually believes he can accomplish this.  Mankind can not live this way, it will not work out for Obama, and that’s why I see this playing out as the bible has foretold.  The parallels are too great to be ignored.

Watch and learn, be prepared.  But above all, be happy, keep doing the good work.  Make your neighbors happy, try to cheer up those around you, lend a helping hand wherever you get the chance.  Just because people like me and nut-job conspiracy theorists obsess over these hypothetical, end-times scenarios doesn’t mean we have given up hope and are standing idly by, waiting for the Savior to swoop down and carry us home.  Those are the kool-aid drinkers, the comet chasers and the loons of the world who go off together claiming to know the day or the hour of the coming of the Lord.

This nothing more than like getting caught up in the Rubic’s Cube craze, or losing yourself in Soduku.  It’s just something I find interesting, it doesn’t mean I’m a complete nut-job fanatic who is going to run out and stock up on ammunition and hide away in a bunker.  I know life goes on, I have to work, I have to raise my family and there are still a lot of things I want to accomplish before all this insanity plays out in reality.

So, just to summaraize, I’m not nuts, I’m not going to go all survivalist, I have no idea what Anti-Christ even literally means, but I do think Obama is a megalomaniac who will do far more harm than good, and he’s a pretty good charachter to look to if you want some Apocolyptic type drama to follow in your spare time.

Damn, Slash has really let himself go!

The goat

They’re easy to grow, easy to maintain and easy to scrape off in case you need to make a clean cut appearance.  What am I talking about?  That freaking goatee every Tom, Dick and Harry wears these days.  Was it the grunge explosion of the early 90s that brought that fashion eye sore front and center again?  I don’t know.  I think they look OK on some people, but not on everyone.  Come on guys, just because you have facial hair you don’t have to grow the goat.

Remember that guy in high school, the one who wore the peach fuzz mustache, who was always checking it out in the bathroom mirror, asking you, ‘how’s my stache’?  I’m not saying you have peach fuzz, but that’s you, now.  You look better with a clean shaven face.  Your mom was right.

I know, I’m just ranting, it doesn’t matter…even I have grown the goat from time to time but today it just dawned on me, too many guys try to grow it out and they just look trashy.

Thanks for your attention, you can go back to googling amputee porn and videos of guys getting kicked in the nuts.

What do the Democrats actually believe?

I don’t really know for sure, I’m not sure they know for sure either, but I found this today and there is always a bit of truth in humor. Take a look and have a laugh.

Reposted from Ghostnote.net

22 WAYS TO BE A LOYAL DEMOCRAT

1. You have to be against capital punishment of murderers, but support abortion on demand.
2. You have to believe that governments create prosperity by spending tax money.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iranians and North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there would be no art without Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that natural changes in the earth’s climate have nothing to do with global temperatures.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to believe that National Public Radio gives a fair and balanced presentation of the news.
8. You have to believe that there would be no teachers and professors if schools had the ability to fire them for incompetence.
9. You have to believe that ranchers, farmers and hunters don’t care about nature, but activists who have never been outside of an urban area do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem comes from talking about it, and not from doing things.
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 Million of his own money to make ‘The Passion of the Christ’ for financial gain.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and Alexander Graham Bell.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is a very nice person.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn’t worked anywhere is because the right people haven’t been in charge.
18. You have to believe that a President who preyed on a 20 year-old intern in the White House, then lied about it to the American people on national TV, deserves to be a beloved hero of our country.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying transvestites in drag and bestiality are a proud sign of our diversity, and that all Christmas displays on public property should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government was ok because it served the best interest of the United States.
21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast right wing conspiracy.
22. You have to believe that it’s OK to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas, but it’s not OK to say ‘Merry Christmas’.

What’s wrong with people?

I was at Shopko Saturday. I got out of the car and some chump walks up to me, “hey bro, me and my buddy just ran out of gas and we’re trying to get to Ogden…”.

I cut him off and laughed. I just said, “no man, not the gas story.”

I turned and walked away and I heard a little nervous laughter out of him and he kind of mumbled, “yeah, but it’s true.”

Then today I was driving with E to the credit union and saw some jackass get out of his car and punch the driver side window of another car. The driver rolled his window down and kindly allowed this hard-on to give him a nice little rap in the side of the head too. Then the guy got back in his car. I was blown away by this and as we proceeded down the road Erica was just shaking her head asking, “what in the hell is wrong with people?”

At the next intersection I had a green light and needed to turn left. Traffic was stopped completely because of captain road rage and cars were waiting in the intersection but gave me room to turn. So I made the left and another car was making a right hand turn in the opposite direction. Well this choad decided it would be a good idea to lay on his horn and show me and everyone in the intersection what a tiny little weiner he has. I laughed at him and just and just to oblige his request I completely stopped, making him wait and get more and more frustrated.

He had to wave his arms around like he was king big turd so I laughed and waved my arms back then turned into the credit union. He pulled into the McDonalds across the street and his two circle jerk partners got out of the car with him to walk across the street and confront me. So, I walked around the car to approach them and just said, “what the hell is wrong with you people?”

The guys said something like, “you turned right in front of me!”.

I pointed to the intersection, where the cars were still at a complete stop and said, “did you see traffic stopped?”.

They didn’t have much to say, I think they were just surprised I wasn’t backing down. They just stood there looking incredulous so I pounded my chest a couple times and barked at them then said, “do you feel better now?”

They just turned and walked back over to McDonalds to finish their circle jerk and I heard one guy mumble, “pussy.”

I think they felt superior and they sure showed me, didn’t they?

Lord, people are uptight. What is wrong with this world?

Oh, the intellectual heights you can reach with text messaging!

This is a conversation I just had with Lance via SMS using Verizon’s vast wireless infrastructure.

Lance: Let’s get together, put on leather helmets and club each other to Yanni’s greatest hits.

Me: I agree with all of that except for the part about Yanni’s hits being great.

Lance: It’s a comparative way of ranking Yanni’s songs differentiating his master works from lesser filler efforts within his wide, all encompassing catalog. It’s not a personal assessment of Yanni “the artist’s” degree of suckitude.

Me: Well, if the ranks are based on the scale of suckitude then greatness is relative whether good, bad or suckish. His greatest suckiness would indeed be considered great among the greatest of sucks.

Lance: Well, sure. That’s a given. I’m not arguing that. I’m simply saying that I have the helmets and clubs right now.

From bad to worse…

Have you ever had one of those days? The day where just as things can’t get any worse…they do?

For example, you’re a mouse going for that morsel of cheese and just as you think you’ve got your hands on the catch of the day…BAM! The steel trap of surprise, humiliation and spinal damage slams down upon your neck. And, as if it can’t get any worse, you feel Jack Manson, the town mouse rapist, creeping up behind you for a little of the old in-out, in-out while you’re stranded and suffocating.

I thought Job had it bad until I saw this.

Random photos with which to crack you up

The world wide interwebs continue to provide masses of unexplainable, yet hilarious photographs. Look and laugh.

Um, is that guy putting his pants on or taking them off to get the party started?

Sacking the QB takes on a new meaning

Good thing he brought an umbrella

Deviance of biblical proportion in the jungle

Keep those hands down, always remember the fundamentals of soccer

I believe this guy set the new projectile vomiting distance world record

He zigged when he should have zagged

Wasted away again in Pooparitaville

This is for you, EDog. A throw-back old school beatch!