Some days

17 10 2009

Some days are darker than the others
I tried protecting you from the rain

I lay here cold beneath the covers
Forgiving what I had to blame

And when I speak who’s there to listen?
Or when I fall who’s there to catch me?

Somebody tell me what’s my mission
And what to do to set me free

In my heart there’s something beating
That keeps me here so you can show

That every time I try to find you
Is every time you let me know

That it’s too much for you to care now
And way too late to for me to love you





Silly Love

16 10 2009

I’ve come this far and I now I can make it
I’ve got a broken heart and you can’t break a broken heart
I come knocking at your door
You don’t love me anymore
But I just can’t give up
‘Cause I don’t know what to do about it

You must be wrong if you think you don’t love me
You could smile down on and put an happy ending to my
Song
I come knocking at your door
You don’t live there anymore
Is it just a memory
Or am I a little crazy for you

If there’s no love I just can’t believe it
I’ve got a broken mind and only you can relieve it
I don’t remember who you are
Are you someone that I saw
‘Cause I really am confused
But I think that I still love you

– Daniel Johnston





Watching a lot of movies

30 09 2009

I’ve been watching so many movies lately; over and over again:

Pineapple Express
Hot Rod
The Matrix Trilogy
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Anchorman
Hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy
Pulp Fiction
Step Brothers
The Hangover

Wow, what a lame post!





Whoopi Goldberg and other Hollywood elites support statutory rape

30 09 2009

Yes it’s true, the uppity do-gooders in Hollywood are making noise in support of Roman Polanski’s rape of a thirteen year old child.

Whoopi Goldberg has even gone as far as to say, “I know it wasn’t rape-rape. I think it was something else, but I don’t believe it was rape-rape.”

What the hell is ‘rape-rape’?  If Roman Polanski were Rush Limbaugh these assholes would be singing a different tune and be calling for his head on a platter.

Read the mind boggling idiocy here.





Huh?

10 09 2009

I don’t understand the women in my life.  They are bonkers.  True they would say the same for me but those nut cases are the ones who have driven me to my insanity.





08.08.08

8 08 2008

O ate O ate O ate

Oh eight Oh eight Oh eight

O wait O wait O wait





Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy…suh-wing batter

20 05 2008

Read the good news here. While it’s heartbreaking to lose a family member or loved one, it’s going to be nice to be rid of this fat head when the cancer finally wins. Call me heartless, but Kennedy has done more than a little bit to deserve this horrible demise.

May he enjoy the journey over his own personal Chappaquiddick bridge to hell.





The stranded panhandler (reprisal)

25 04 2008

A few months back I made a post about the array of panhandlers I see at the intersection of I-80 and 1300 East in Sugarhouse. Today on Drudge I saw a headline that read “Professional Panhandler: Girl Pretends to be Homeless to Pocket ‘$50 an Hour’…”. I clicked the link and it turned out to be a story on the very intersection I mentioned. See the story and video here.

I don’t understand how people can sleep at night when they’re tugging at honest (naive) people’s heartstrings to take their hard earned money. Some people have no shame. Like the lady in the story said, Karma (or whatever that force of justice in the universe is called) will come calling and she better have a more believable story than getting kicked out of her boyfriend’s house a week before Christmas. Get a job!





Have a good three day weekend all!

18 01 2008





My blog stats this morning

20 12 2007

Today I took a look at the search engine terms used that landed people on my blog. Here they are below, look at the one in bold.

Search Engine Terms

These are terms people used to find your blog.

Today

Search Views
ripstick 6
john edwards bastard child 3
most hilarious picture 3
8 year old penis 2
van halen t-shirts 2
girlsnap 2
kungfuchicks 2
small ripstick 1
john edwards love child validity 1

First, what the hell is anyone doing searching on ‘8 year old penis’? Second, what is in my blog that matched me up with those sick f**ks? Go ahead and Google it for yourselves, let me know what you find…or don’t.